What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:13
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
share office space ...
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...